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Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty Zoolander T-Shirt

Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty Zoolander T-Shirt

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Zoolander is the really, really, ridiculously funny movie that is filled with memorable quotes. This Zoolander t-shirt shows a merman silhouette and reads Moisture Is The Essence Of Wetness And Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty.

In Zoolander, top male fashion model Derek Zoolander appeared as a merman in a commercial for Aveda. In the commercial, Derek Zoolander swam up to the camera and said, "Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty".

For any fan of the 2001 comedy starring Ben Stiller, this Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty Zoolander T-Shirt is a must have!

Materials

100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton

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Size Guide

  • Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small
    18
    28
    Medium
    20
    29
    Large
    22
    30
    XL
    24
    31
    2XL
    26
    32
    3XL
    28
    33
    4XL
    30
    34
    5XL
    32
    35
  • Mens T-Shirt

    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
    *Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

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