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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Story T-Shirt

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Story T-Shirt

$39.99
$39.99
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Poor Ralphie just wanted an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle for Christmas. Unfortunately everyone from his mom to his teacher to the Santa Claus at the department store told him "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out".

This Christmas Story You'll Shoot Your Eye Out t-shirt sadly confirms that Ralphie should have heeded everyone's warning because he almost shot his eye out when a nasty ricochet bounced back and cracked his glasses.

Materials

100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton

Shipping & Returns

- Typically Prints and Ships out within 5-7 business days
- Free Shipping on all orders $100 and up

- No questions asked return policy

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Size Guide

  • Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small
    18
    28
    Medium
    20
    29
    Large
    22
    30
    XL
    24
    31
    2XL
    26
    32
    3XL
    28
    33
    4XL
    30
    34
    5XL
    32
    35

  • Mens T-Shirt

    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
    *Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

80sTees logo with classic 80s movie and TV characters around it.

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